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B# FUN FACTS

JOKES: OK, so it's a stretch to put jokes in a 'Fun Facts' section.
However, after a month of rain I thought we all might need a little humor.

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
- A Chopin Liszt.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
- A flat minor.

What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
- A flat major.

What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do
well in is music?
- A natural major.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
- Because he's Haydn!

Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
- Because they always ran around screaming, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

Mom's not home but she left a note...
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

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